Ah, Kilimanjaro! The majestic peak, the breathtaking views, the biting cold that makes you question your life choices. But fear not, fellow adventurer! With a bit of humour and a lot of layers, you’ll reach the summit of Africa’s tallest mountain while staying toasty warm. Here’s your ultimate guide to keeping warm on Kilimanjaro, with a sprinkle of wit and wisdom.

1. Layer Like an Onion

On Kilimanjaro, layering isn’t just a fashion statement; it’s a survival strategy. And when it comes to layers the manner in which you do so it’s vital.

1. Base Layer – Start with a moisture-wicking base layer to keep sweat at bay (nobody likes a soggy adventurer). Base layers are the unsung heroes of cold-weather comfort. Opt for moisture-wicking fabrics that pull sweat away from your skin. Always choose a base layer that fits snugly and covers your entire torso to provide the best insulation.
2. Mid-Layer Magic – Mid-layers bridge the gap between your base and outer layers, providing extra warmth without bulk. Fleece pullovers or lightweight insulated jackets are versatile options that can be added or removed as temperatures fluctuate throughout the day. Plus, they make you look like a seasoned adventurer, which is half the battle.
3. Invest in Insulating Layers – When it comes to insulating layers, think fluffy but functional. Down jackets are lightweight and packable, making them ideal for chilly summit pushes. If you prefer synthetic insulation, look for materials that retain warmth even when wet—a lifesaver in unpredictable mountain weather.
4. Shell Out for a Stellar Outer Layer – Your outer layer should be a fortress against wind, rain, and snow. Look for jackets made from breathable yet waterproof materials like Gore-Tex. Adjustable hoods and cuffs ensure a snug fit that seals in warmth and keeps mountain elements at bay. Bonus points if your jacket has ample pockets for stashing essentials—or snacks. Always snacks.
5. Zips are your friend – Ventilation is key to regulating body temperature on the move. Choose base layers and mid-layers with zippered vents or half-zip designs that allow you to adjust airflow as needed. Remember, it’s all about finding that Goldilocks zone—not too hot, not too cold, but just right.
6. Protect Your Extremities – Your head, hands, and feet deserve special attention in the cold. Pack a warm beanie or balaclava to keep your head cozy, and don’t forget gloves that strike the balance between dexterity and warmth. Thick socks and sturdy boots with insulation and good tread complete the ensemble, ensuring comfort from head to toe.
7. Layer for the Nighttime Chill – Evenings on Kilimanjaro can get downright frosty, so plan your sleep system accordingly. Layer up before crawling into your sleeping bag—a clean set of base layers and cozy socks can work wonders. Consider a lightweight sleeping bag liner for added warmth, and don’t hesitate to snuggle up with a hot water bottle or heat pack for a little extra warmth and comfort.
8. The Golden Rule: Layer Up, Layer Down – Remember, Kilimanjaro’s weather is as unpredictable as a bad storm. Be prepared to add or remove layers throughout the day to stay comfortable and safe. It’s like a fashion show where the prize is not being cold.

2. Ditch the damp

Regardless of how good your wickable clothes are, you will still sweat, especially on the first day or two. No matter how appealing that smell of freshly popped corn is when you get to camp, ditch the damp clothing and get into dry clothes and a warm jacket. Once the temperatures drop that damp clothing will get colder and once you are cold, it is hard to get warm.

3. Embrace the Power of Hot Drinks

Nothing warms the soul like a steaming cup of cocoa or a thermos of piping tea. On Kilimanjaro, your water bottle can double as a portable heater. Just add hot water, sip, and feel your spirits—and body temperature—rise. Packing sip soups is also a great way to stay warm and add a little extra nourishment at night.

4. Get Cozy with Your Gear

Your gear is your best friend on Kilimanjaro, so treat it like royalty. Invest in high-quality sleeping bags and pads rated for colder temperatures than you expect (because frosty nights and grumpy camp-mates aren’t a great combo). And remember, nothing says “I’m prepared” like a fuzzy hat and gloves.

6. Snuggle Strategically

When the sun dips below the horizon and your breath turns to frost, it’s time to snuggle up. We’re talking about heat packs. Tuck one into your sleeping bag for a toasty bedtime surprise that’ll make you forget you’re sleeping on a mountain.  And don’t forget a well-sealed water bottle filled with hot water makes for a perfect hot water bottle too.

7. Don’t forget to go

We know that when you are all snuggled up and warm in your tent, a calling bladder is a most unwelcome feeling. Just get up and go. If you are quick about it, you won’t lose too much heat and you wont keep waking up with the go, or not go discussion. But most of all, your wont land up with a nasty UTI further up the mountain.

8. Smile in the Face of Cold

Finally, remember that Kilimanjaro isn’t just about summitting a peak; it’s about embracing the adventure, embracing the challenge, and embracing the occasional freezing breeze that tests your resolve. So, smile in the face of cold, sing in the shadow of glaciers, and toast your triumph with a hot beverage at sunrise. Because when you climb Kilimanjaro with warmth and humour, you’re not just climbing a mountain—you’re making memories that’ll warm your heart long after you’ve descended.